Didja see Lebron’s new commercial?

Well Lebron, if you’re asking me — And clearly you are. Although, I don’t really care what you do one way or the other. But since you asked… — Lebron, I think you should just shut up, put your head down, and win as many championships as you can, as fast as you can. It’s just that simple. It’s called “The Kobe Bryant Principle.” This principle states that the heinousness of a person’s act is inversely related to the amount that they accomplish in the world after the original heinous act. In other words, in order for the masses of people to forgive forget Kobe’s sexual assault of a woman in Denver, apparently it required that Kobe win an NBA regular season MVP trophy AND two NBA championships. ANd now he’s back to his pre-Denver endorsement glory. All thing considered, I’d say things worked out pretty well for him. (Dammit. Where’s my sarcasm font?) For more information on this principle, see “Woods, Tiger.” Read More…