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Guess who won The SF Bay Guardian’s BEST COMEDIAN!!!

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

Umm… It was ME!

The best part is that it was the READER’S CHOICE! Right between BEST BURLESQUE & BEST MAGICIAN! (Which is kinda what a comedian is. We strip naked and try to make magic happen while people laugh.)

So I that means I owe thanks all to YOU! Or people very much like you…if you, yourself didn’t vote.

I assume that some of you coming to my page are trying to get acquainted with whoever this “W. Kamau Bell” person is, so here’s quick primer…

Margaret Cho said about me…

“W. Kamau Bell is the most important guy doing comedy right now. Do yourself a favor and go see him. He’s got the most astute, hilarious and completely righteous material going and he’s going to be a legend in his own lifetime like Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce. Think Bill Hicks but slightly taller.”

I’m on Facebook, Twitter, & Youtube. Look to the right side of this page —>

Here’s a link to buy my NEW critically acclaimed comedy CD and a clip of my stand-up, followed by a list of upcoming shows!

And here is a list of upcoming shows…

August 13 – The W. Kamau Bell Curve @ UCB in LOS ANGELES
8pm

August 20 – The W. Kamau Bell Curve @ The Comedy Spot in SACRAMENTO
BRING A FRIEND OF A DIFFERENT RACE & GET IN 2for1! (Seriously!)
2 shows 8 & 10pm

August 26 – Laughter Against The Machine @ The New Parish in OAKLAND
2 shows 7:30 & 10pm

August 28 – W. Kamau Bell @ Stage Werx in SAN FRANCISCO
8pm

Hope to see you out there soon!

& Now for something completely different A WKB CONTEST!!!

Thursday, May 13th, 2010
Hello people!

So I’m trying something new at WKB Industries. I’m working hard to get people to come out to my NYC shows, so instead of just asking (ummm… begging) for your help. I thought I’d make it a little more fun for you! A CONTEST!!! If you tweet about my upcoming shows in NYC, you can win a copy of my new cd, Face Full of Flour, autographed by yours truly with some other swag thrown in for fun (stickers and maybe even an inappropriate picture or two). All you have to do is talk about my shows on Twitter (using the hashtag #TheCurve) and a link to my Facebook invite (http://ow.ly/1KjHJ). I’ll choose a winner at random on May 24, once the shows are over!

A few rules:

  1. You MUST include the #WKBCurve hashtag and the link http://ow.ly/1KjHJ for your entry to count.
  2. You DON’T have to say how funny and mind-blowing the show is, but it is encouraged. :)
  3. Only one tweet per day will count. We don’t want to spam all of your followers.
  4. Please mention me too if you have space: @WKamauBell

Here’s a one hundred and forty character example:

NYC! @WKamauBell Curve – Ending Racism in About an Hour is in NYC. Bring a friend of a diff race get in 2For1 http://ow.ly/1KjHJ #WKBCurve

If you have any questions, feel free to email me or my other people: info at whitesmithent dot com.

Thank you for all of the support!

WKB!

An AWESOME Review of my CD from Punchline Magazine!

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

W. Kamau Bell: Face Full of Flour

by Tom Keller

April 23, 2010

(click here for the original review)

“I don’t mind the crowd dividing up,” W. Kamau Bell says after a collective should-we-laugh? moment early on his debut album, Face Full of Flour. “That’s when we’re getting to shit.”

Bell gets to a lot of shit in a hurry here, proving himself one of our country’s most adept racial commentators with a blistering wit and a willingness to say what you quickly realize you’ve always thought. He is relentlessly intelligent, fusing references to create a rich expression of incredulity in a post-Obama world.

He bemoans the fact that the first black president isn’t more of a dick; and his title track implores Obama to shield himself from criticism by making it look like he’s working harder than he really is, a la the mother in the old Rice Krispies Treats commercial who throws flour in her face, “even though,” Bell says, “we all know there’s no fucking flour in Rice Krispies Treats.”

Some weighty issues get handled with ease here, and Bell rightly credits himself after one joke for getting a 10 from the Russian judge for technical difficulty. He compares the recent town hall meetings to Casual Friday at a KKK rally, and in a riff on the Henry Louis Gates story (listen below), he suggests that your home exists precisely so that you can flip out there, which is why we get mad at homeless people for flipping out on the street.

Bell is head-shakingly clever when he hopes aloud the economy gets so bad that Native Americans use their casino money to buy the country back. And his vision of apocalyptic America has nothing to do with mushroom clouds, but with a mass liberal exodus to Canada had McCain and Palin won the election, and the cries of the left-behind conservatives: “Hello? I don’t know how to make a latte!”

This is a thinking man’s album for the common man’s problems, an applause-worthy effort from a comedian with plenty of important things to say about the world.

Buy W. Kamau Bell’s Face Full of Flour, click this link. Do it. Seriously. Now.

Another GREAT review of “Face Full of Flour” From The Oreo Experience

Monday, April 12th, 2010

Oreo Confessions: I Laughed at This….Maybe Too Much

April 12, 2010

One of the risks you always run as an Oreo is someone giving you an overly ethnic gift that is hard to justify turning down. Such was the case with the CD with which I was gifted before my flight: W. Kamau Bell’s Face Full of Flour.

At first, I was excited, thinking that maybe this was related to The Bell Curve–a book that is essential reading for an Oreo thanks to its assertions about race and intelligence. **

But ’twas not my fortune. Turns out it was a comedy CD by a black guy. Obviously, I proceeded with caution. The last thing I needed anyone in the airport to hear bleeding from my earbuds was a Chris Rock-esque rant. The airport security scanner may not have gone off when my bag went by on the belt, but my Oreo scanner sure did!

Oreo Approved!

I would have kept it in its place in the bag, except that the inflight movies were all things I had seen a million times. Neverwas, Sound of Music, Match Point. I wanted something new to keep me company.

And so I listened.

And laughed. A lot.

Yikes.

Scary moment, my friends.  And one that I highly recommend. I mean, how could I stop listening when I heard what he had to say about Tyler Perry, what his wife looks like and his justification for looser gun control??

You can find Face Full of Flour on itunes and Amazon. Get it and listen. Not only because it’s super hilarious funny, but also because if enough non-colors check it out, it definitely won’t be seen as an of color collectable and I can continue to enjoy it unafraid.

**W. gets points actually for having created a show called “The W. Kamau Bell Curve” that you should also check out if you can!

Booooooooooooooooots!

Friday, March 26th, 2010
Boots Riley & an unnamed guitar player.

Boots Riley & a guitar player that he's giving a shot.

So the hits keep on rolling in. Legendary MC Boots Riley of The Coup ANNNNNNNNNNNNND Street Sweeper Social Club who just Facebooked all about me and my new CD Face Full of Flour. I’ve pretty much decided that if I can’t get my CD to sell, I’m at least gonna get it in the hands of the people who I think would dig it. ANd Boots is DEFINITELY one of those people.

But don’t take my word for it. Listen to Boots himself (umm… at least his Facebook page)

“Alright, everyone. All at once now. Go to Itunes and download W. Kamau Bell’s new comedy album- Face Full Of Flour. Hilarious, with somethin’ to say about the world. You like comedy? You like Dave Chapelle? You like Black People? You’ll love this shit.” — Boots Riley, Street Sweeper Social Club

Well from the man who wrote “99 Ways to Kill a CEO” and “Fight, Smash, Win!”, these are mighty words, so if I were you I’d quickly do what he said.

Although, feel free to get it from iTunes OR Amazon... That is unless you hate black people.

Now THIS is coooooooooool!

Friday, March 19th, 2010
Living Colour's Vernon Reid

Vernon rocks. He likes me. Therefore by the transitive property...

I just received one of the coolest things ever and it’s not even my birthday.

And it is all thanks to mofunkin’ Twitter.

“W. Kamau Bell is in the vanguard of a new era of American comedy for an unsettling, troubling, and strangely hopeful time. Firmly in the fearless tradition of Mort Sahl, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, & Chris Rock. Comedy as common sense purged of the absurd hypocrisy that is Our America.” — Vernon Reid, founder & songwriter & guitarist of Living Colour.

If music is influential then I’m more than 50% Living Colour, cuz I’ve listened to them more than half my life. And I have certainly listened to them more than any other band. (Fishbone is a close second. Then 24-7 Spyz… Then Urban Dance Squad.. Oops! I forgot Hendrix… Dang!) Anyway, It may sound like an exaggeration but without Vernon and Living Colour, I wouldn’t be anything close to the who I am today. If you like those things, thank them. If you don’t, then blame me.

You probably remember Living Colour for THIS…

But make no mistake. They are still out there making the myths…

Sneak Peak… of Kamau’s NEW CD!

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Here’s a sneak peak (ummm.. listen) of one track from my CD, “Face Full of Flour.” Just in case you were on the fence about picking it up from Amazon or iTunes, this should push you over. This track is entitled Nobel Prize Winning Negro.

Listen. Laugh. Send it to your friends. Repeat as necessary.

This clip is featured TODAY in RooftopComedy.com’s Daily 8

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Check it out below…

Once you watch the clip, you can pick up my NEW CD Face Full of Flour on iTunes or at Amazon.com.

HARD COPIES of Face Full of Flour ARE IN!!!

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Check it out.

You can order it from Rooftop Comedy if you click on the picture below. Pick up a copy of the CD, pop it in your Discman, strap on your rollerblades, throw on a flannel and laugh your cares away.

AWESOME!!!

The hard copy/ old school CD version of FFoF is IN

I’ll be on C.O.W.S. an Internet Radio show today at 4pm PST.

Monday, March 1st, 2010

I’ll be on the Internet Radio show C.O.W.S today @ 4pm PST. And for those of you that don’t know, an Internet radio show is different than a podcast because YOU can call in. The number is 347 215-6071.

Here’s the description of what I’m gonna do straight from the website…

W. Kamau Bell will share his views on the System of White Supremacy. W. Kamau Bell is a stand-up comedian who makes Racism his central theme. He talks/jokes about notorious Moments in Racism – Michael Richardson’s nigger eruption, Dr. Henry Louis Gates’ incarceration and Kelly Tilghman forecasting the lynching of Tiger Woods. W. Kamau Bell is married to a White woman and heavily integrates his interracial experience into his routine. We’ll discuss his latest release – Face Full of Flour – and his perception of the legacy of black comedians such as Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle and Eddie Murphy.”

WHEW! That’s kind of A LOT! Luckily the show is two hours long.

Call in and keep me company! 347 215 6071

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