Archive for March, 2011

SFWeekly.com: Why Comics Love Recording in San Francisco

Thursday, March 31st, 2011
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Comics love to record their CDs and DVDs in San Francisco. They LOOOOOOOVE it! Even if they don’t live here. Even if they didn’t come up doing comedy here. Even if they don’t spend that much time in the bay. They still love to record those permanent records known as “specials” here. And they even used to love to record them here when those permanent records were actually records.

Here is a quick list off the top of my Googler of notable CDs, DVDs, and albums that were recorded in San Francisco:

1. Paul Mooney’s Race – 1993 (The San Francisco Punch Line)2. Steve Martin’s Comedy Is Not Pretty – 1979, and Let’s Get Small – 1977 (both at The Boarding House in San Francisco)

3. Margaret Cho’s I’m The One That I Want (The Warfield — this reset the bar for the modern special.)

4. Lenny Bruce’s Live At The Curran Theater – 1961 (Apparently the actual show was — GULP! — THREE HOURS AND SEVEN MINUTES LONG!)

5. Mort Sahl at The Hungry i - 1960 (Yup, before it was a seedy strip club it was home to the best comedy the country has ever seen.)

6. Zach GalifinakisLive at The Purple Onion – 2007 (You can hear our very own Alex Koll* introduce Zach at the beginning of the DVD.)

7. Sandra Bernhard’s I’m Still Here… Damn It! - 1998 (Slim’s)

8. Bill Burr’s Let It Go – 2010 (The Fillmore)

9. Phyllis Diller’s Live in San Francisco – 2001**

10. Kevin Avery’s Hardcore 2007 (The San Francisco Punch Line)

11. Daniel Tosh’s Happy Thoughts - 2011 (Yerba Buena Center)

12. Eddie Izzard’s Dress To Kill - 1998 (Stage Door Theatre, I was in the flippin’ audience the night it was recorded for HBO. I didn’t get it. I do now.) FOR THE REST OF THIS POST GO HERE!

FNGTAC Podcast Episode 11ish – Producer Alex Goes Wild!

Monday, March 28th, 2011

Producer Alex gets out the whupping stick and runs ramrod all over this episode. He pieces together old clips, never before heard clips and sprinkles through his own third take on things previously discussed on FNGTAC. That’s right! This week Alex got the “black conch”, and he proceeds to beat the boys up — Well, mostly Vernon. — with it. This is like an episode of your favorite late seventies/early eighties sitcom where the “power is out” and the cast spends the 30 minutes “remembering” old clips, and then they try to pass that off as a new episode! Yup. You’ll get such classic (and new) moments like…
* Kamau suggesting Michelle Rodriguez for Wonder Woman while Alex is horrified.
* Vernon critiquing Beyonce while Alex is horrified.
* Alex playing some Justin Beiber which horrified Kamau upon hearing it later.
* Vernon offering up his services to produce the next Fishbone CD. (We hope they take him up on it.)

* Kamau offering up his services to produce the next Living Colour CD. (Kamau hopes they take him up on it.)

Enjoy it! YUM!

Connect with Vernon on Facebook, Twitter @vurnt22, and www.livingcolour.com
Connect with Kamau on Facebook, Twitter @wkamaubell, and www.wkamaubell.com
Connect with Producer Extraordinaire Alex on Twitter @AGThornton
And you can connect with the Podcast on Twitter @ThatFNGuide

GET US ON iTUNES NOW!!! http://ow.ly/22Uia

Black Guys on a Beautiful Day pt. 2: No Going Back!

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

After people seemed to enjoy the first Black Guys on a Beautiful Day, we were regularly asked about the second one. Well, eleven short years later (not really) here it is…

Written and produced by Kevin Avery, Directed by Alex Koll, starring myself, Reggie Steele, Greg Edwards and the aforementioned Kevin and Alex.

My 5… 6… 7 Rules of How to Be A Stand-Up Comedy Audience

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011
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Yes, there are rules. There have always been rules. The problem is most of you don’t know them and for the most part the clubs won’t tell them to you, because they don’t want to alienate you from taking full advantage of that two drink minimum. But believe me when I say that all the comics and the fine people who work at the comedy clubs know the rules, so I figured it was time to pass them officially on to YOU! Ain’t I nice?

1. Get to the club at least 15 minutes before showtime. I know the ticket and the website say the show is at 8pm. And you have a hectic life of Facebooking and Twittering and Digging and Tumblring and hey, you may even be one of those humans lucky enough to have a job, but as Malcolm X said, “On time is already late.”* You know how you are, you need to sit down and unwind for a second. You wanna adjust your coat on your seat just right. You need to pee. You wanna look at the menu and ask questions, like “Oooh! Punch Line Punch? That sounds interesting! What’s in that?… Is the pasta made in house?… NACHOS?” Also, the human brain can’t handle rushing into a comedy club, sitting down, and immediately laughing. And you know you hate being sat in the front of the comedy club. And you know who hates it more? Everybody else in the audience, which is why those are the only seats available. And you know who hates it more than that? The opening comic onstage right now who is just happy to get through all the announcements, wants to get to their jokes, and now has to negotiate whether or not the rest of the audience can hear you arguing with the door guy about if there are any other seats available. FOR MORE RULES GO TO SF WEEKLY!

My London Debut on 5 April. YIKES! I need your help.

Sunday, March 20th, 2011

So my UK debut is fast approaching and I’m still kind of confused why my first set EVER in the UK will be an hour long stand-up set in London, but here we go. I could really use the help of YOU, my United States peoples, who have peoples in London who might be interested in some Kamau and my Kamauhour! (Say it put loud. It’s fun.)

My London Debut 5 April

The details are below and you can download this flier if you wanna ship it to your peoples across the pond. Here is a Facebook invite too if you go that way.

Also, there’s a clip below of my stand-up so they can check me out. Thanks.

I’ve even included a sample letter to help get you started.

SAMPLE LETTER:

Hey Friend (or other synonym here… maybe even their name),

I think you should go see my friend W. Kamau Bell when he comes to London and plays Hen & Chickens Theatre on Tuesday, 5 April. Kamau is hilarious (or other synonym here). He’s been named San Francisco’s best comedian three times. America’s Punchline Magazine declared, One of our country’s most adept racial commentators with a blistering wit and a willingness to say what you quickly realize you’ve always thought.And Robin Williams called him “ferociously funny.” This is his first time in the UK, so treat him well. He’s a delicate flower. See a clip of him here.

You can also follow him on Twitter and here is the Facebook invite.

Thanks.

(Insert your name here.)

FNGTAC Pod 9.5 – Twitter me this. #CharlieSheen #BladeRunner #GeorgeLucas, #RodneyKing…

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

FNGTAC does not endorse this product.

This episode is a classic FNGTAC podcast. It is pretty much the template for why the podcast exists in the first place. It’s a freewheeling, off-roading, much encompassing conversation the type of which Kamau and Vernon reguarly had before the podcast began. Today begins with a few Twitter hashtags but doesn’t limit itself to something as small as what is on the Internet. And this is probably (Kamau says hopefully.) the one and only FNGTAC mention of one Carlos Estevez AKA Charlie Sheen. Also…

* Vernon is tense about a possible Blade Runner remake.
* They both go into detail about George Lucas and the prequels. Guess what they think.
* They go into geek nirvana by deconstructing the Matrix movies. Guess which 1 of the 3 they liked the most.
* They wonder if 20 years after the Rodney King beating we are gettig along any better.
* Vernon busts out his adult language. Singularity anyone?
* Vernon, once again, has an idea about resurrecting a classic movie franchise. Today, it’s Alien.

Yup, a typical episode of sci-fi, police brutality, more sci-fi, and finally #TigerBlood.

Connect with Vernon on Facebook, Twitter @vurnt22, and www.livingcolour.com

Connect with Kamau on Facebook, Twitter @wkamaubell, and www.wkamaubell.com

Connect with Producer Extraordinaire Alex on Twitter @AGThornton

And you can connect with the Podcast on Twitter @ThatFNGuide

GET US ON iTUNES NOW!!! http://ow.ly/22Uia

FNGTAC Ep. 9 – A Super Episode! (literally) From Batman to Tyroc!

Monday, March 7th, 2011

You know you want some Tyroc!

This episode features Vernon & Kamau geeking out on all things superhero. Superhero movies (past and future). Superhero costumes (good and bad). Sueprhero TV shows (only one good one). Kamau explains why there will never bee another good Superman movie, and then Vernon pitches how he would make a good one. (Take notes, Christopher Nolan.) They also discuss whether or not there has ever been a credible black superhero. And then they discuss whether or not there has ever been a credible African-American superhero. (They get deep even with the ridiculous.) Producer Alex adds his musical and sound wizardy to the mix. Yup, these three use their big brains to dissect one of America’s greatest contributions to the world: SUPERHEROS!

Also, they briefly cover all the problems in North Africa, which Kamau attempts to make even briefer by trying to make one the most awkward segues of all-time!

GET US ON iTUNES NOW!!! http://ow.ly/22Uia

Connect with Vernon on Facebook, Twitter @vurnt22, and www.livingcolour.com

Connect with Kamau on Facebook, Twitter @wkamaubell, and www.wkamaubell.com

Connect with Producer Extraordinaire Alex on Twitter @AGThornton

And you can connect with the Podcast on Twitter @ThatFNGuide

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